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Recipe for Gorilla StewYou will need:

Seasoning
3 bunches of bananas
3 onions
1 pair of nunchucks
1 good pair of running shoes
1 sturdy net

And, of course, one rabid mountain gorilla.

1) Find a gorilla. Otherwise, you can't make the stew. Duh.

2) Once found, tempt him with bananas.

3) Once he starting wolfing the bananas, pelt him with 3 onions.

4) Once you realise that #3 was probably pointless and stupid and only served to aggravate said gorilla, put on running shoes and RUN.

5) Ah, boy, I certainly hope you trained in the marathon for this part. I hear those gorillas are DAMN fast. Tire him out by running away as much as you can. This makes it tender

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how cute! It's great!

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